Work and bills are the reason why alcohol exists. I really truly never thought I would be this girl, but I’m at that age where, after an especially rough day at work, I find myself craving a nice frosty beer. My mom and tita always get on me about how unladylike it is to drink beer, and I honestly thought I’d never get used to the taste, but it’s so good right when it hits my lips.
I think I’m about to give up dating men forever, so it probably won’t matter that I’m about to blow up my own spot.
Part of the reason why I don’t think I could ever live with a significant other (or marry, for that matter) is how disgusting, childish, and unladylike I can be when nobody’s looking. I mean, I have my sexy-disgusting moments too. For instance, I’ll sometimes put together my hottest outfits, turn on my “Skinny Bitch” playlist on the Bose Sounddock, and dance in front of my mirror as if I were at the club (because I obviously don’t get out very often). Or I’ll belly dance in my underwear. I also once skipped school to, um, service myself all day — to the point where I wore out the batteries.
But for the most part, my secret single behavior is essentially not-cute. Yes, I occasionally soak my feet in the bathroom sink while eating dinner. Yes, I occasionally tend to get fixated on a certain junk food (a few weeks ago it was cake, now it’s Mrs. Field’s cookies). All I watch on TV are cartoons, I usually only tidy up my apartment when I know I’m going to have visitors, and I can (and often do) eat an entire bag of these in one sitting. I’ve also been known to watch Dirty Dancing three or four times in succession.
And so begins my journey into spinsterhood. Next stop, TONS OF CATS.
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lol you so silly girl, i love how open you are about things. it’s real. =) i only clean up my stuff when i know visitors are coming over. probably a lot of people do that though. heh, nobody is perfect.
Kiddo, you are a scream. And that photo is adorable.
Alls you need is to find a younger guy with a bathroom sink like mine–three feet of thick marble on either side of a deep, wide basin sink. Room to stretch out! It’s stupid big. You could soak those tootsies all day long, and in comfort. I’d install a nice bucket seat for you right up there, facing the TV, if you were 8 or so years older.
Turn off Dirty Dancing and get to that ‘zine of yours, anyway. It won’t write itself.
lol, thanks cin! and not cleaning up is mild. not so disgusting like me. hahaha.
eric where the hell have you been? missed ya on vox =( and hell yes, i’d love a footbath like that. do you have a younger brother who’s ballin out of control like you? lol
all i’m gonna say is that being able to go to the bathroom in front of your significant other is glorious!
…and i know one day that you will find that special someone to shit in front of. :-p
Damn, I wish I checked this on the 4th because clearly this pic of you was my bday gift! Damn cute!